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A bear who needs to use The Gents

(one of life’s everyday events)

Is faced with a most pressing issue:

What does one use for toilet tissue?

According to the local lore

Passed down by those who’ve gone before

Most bears will grab the nearest thing

To wipe away those bits that cling.

I’m told it’s an instinctive habit

But explain that to the angry rabbit.

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