If killer whales stood on their tails And walked out of the sea A dog's next trick he'd learn real quick Is how to climb a tree
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Nauti Buoys
When sailors open drums of rum To swig below the decks Indulgent captains who succumb Are often found in wrecks
Pointe Taken
Ballerinas stand on toes To dazzle us with twirls But here’s the question I would pose: Why not hire taller girls?
Creature Feature
When dining out we’re well aware Our manners are on view We open doors like Fred Astaire Insisting... After you! Which silverware to use and when And how to hold a glass While tackling pommes parisienne Delineate one’s class. But not so in the cinema The difference is stark Because it’s hard to be bourgeois … Continue reading Creature Feature
