My love is like a red red rose… One Scottish bard chose to expose. My ex was like a Yucca plant And on the yeuch I’m adamant.
Category: literature
Same Difference
In this age of doublespeak, I've come up with alternative definitions for the following: (this will be added to on a regular basis) burger: what tigers say when they're cold understandable: what a bull whisperer is paid to do dresser: the valet's job earring: tinnitus tumour: ordering another round for you and a mate former: … Continue reading Same Difference
A Novel Approach
Flat screen, smart phoneFilming neighbours with a drone3-D, 5GVirtual realityInstagram and AmazonHave you left your charger on?Youtube, Snapchat, SpotifyLatest Tweet’s had no replyBinge-watching a favourite showLive stream it on videoTexting strangers met on KikMaybe sending them a pic If you could only look awayYou'd realiseIt’s World Book Day
Mane Attraction
Rapunzel's prince betrothed his love Her freedom he was wishing her Alas, he could not climb above She'd used too much conditioner
Oliver (with a twist)
To the Finder Should you happen upon these pages, Dear Reader, you will acquaint yourself with the final remembrances of a life – my life – which is no longer of any consequence to those who mattered most to me. For the record, I was christened Anne, branding me with the same scarlet stain borne … Continue reading Oliver (with a twist)
