Convinced my friend was now a mime
Marcel did not deny it
More so, he has been for some time
I thought… you’ve kept THAT quiet
Utterly Speechless
Tag: writing
4n Language
The budding poet soon suspects
The pointlessness of: Solve for x
Schnitz Faced
Is beer served at Oktoberfest
So different from all the rest?
For, I would like to know what goes in
To make dudes wear lederhosen
Watch Your Tongue
When canny cannibals suggest
You call round as a dinner guest
You’re right to feel suspicious
They’re hoping you’re delicious
And if the book next to the pan
Is How To Serve Your Fellow Man
It’s time to quit the venue
‘Cause guess who’s on the menu?
Grounds For A Peel
Bananas look like boomerangs
But if you’re tempted, call a halt
For, if you don’t quite get the hang
The cops will charge you with assault
Rhyme and Reason
The critics ask from time to time
Do all your poems have to rhyme?
If not the case, my esteemed friends
How would I know when each one ends?
Pyramid Schemer
Of Cleopatra it was said
Her loves were so prolific
Recording all their antics led
To six new hieroglyphics
Spiky Profiles
Porcupines, when making love
Must meet at the right juncture
For, any variation of
Results in acupuncture
Mr Ormsby At Large 