“Thank you for calling the Bite Me Dental Clinic. How may I help you?”
“Could I make an appointment to see a dentist tomorrow?”
“Tooth hurty?”
“Hmm… anything earlier?”
Mental & Dental
Tag: funny
Big Bang Theory
Greeks thought onomatopoeia
Sounded like a great idea
Causing pedagogues to yell it
Until it came time to spell it
A Pizza Advice
A woman scorned… all men are warned,
Is of the gravest matter.
As is the task, if she should ask:
Does this make me look fatter?
Taking The Pith
A rhyme for orange
The poet battles somewhat.
Hopes fade, or hinge,
When next faced with a kumquat.
Toy Boys
Hey, Barbie… are you real?
And do you ever give a thought
To why, with such appeal
It’s rumoured all your friends are bought?
Glad Tidings
The rainbow is God’s promise
Not to end all life again
A sign that all He wants is
For mankind to be His friend.
Forgiving past transgressions,
God protects Man as he goes
And so, we’re right to question:
What’s the deal with volcanoes?
Pretty Pleats
My origami friend once told
She’s well-known as a centerfold
And has no current plans for ceasing
While her bottom line’s in creasing
Utterly Speechless
Convinced my friend was now a mime
Marcel did not deny it
More so, he has been for some time
I thought: you’ve kept that quiet!
Pin Head
Pinocchio, despite his lies,
Still hoped he’d find a match
Then soon learned women don’t date guys
Who come with strings attached
With Fronds Like These
To many an anemone
The fear is any Yemeni
Who ofttimes like an enemy
Sauteed and slightly lemony
Mr Ormsby At Large 