Pyramid Schemer

Of Cleopatra it was said

Her loves were so prolific,

Recording all their antics led

To six new hieroglyphics.

Pretty Pleats

My origami friend once told

She’s well-known as a centerfold

And has no current plans for ceasing

While her bottom line’s in creasing

Sole Mates

Park Guy

Running by

Catching everybody’s eye

Chiseled face

Killer pace

Never comes in second place

Hasn’t time to stop and chat

Training isn’t meant for that

Racing like a thoroughbred

Focused on the road ahead

You inflame

It’s a game

Will I ever learn your name?

Park Guy

Running by

Catching everybody’s eye

Beached Wail

The great white’s famous for its size
So when you see its dorsal
It shouldn’t come as a surprise
You may be its next morsel.
Don’t try to swim or duck and dive
From Carcharodon carcharias
It views each move to stay alive
As utterly hilarious.
But be aware some do swim by
For quite another reason…
So, hope you never catch its eye
During the mating season.