Pin Head

Pinocchio, despite his lies,

Still hoped he’d find a match

Then soon learned women don’t date guys

Who come with strings attached

Prickly Heat

My love is like a red red rose…

One Scottish bard chose to expose.

My ex was like a Yucca plant

And on the yeuch I’m adamant.

Time Less

How Do Women Flirt: 8 Flirting Signs From a Woman

February, you’re sublime

Romantic, cool and flirty

Who will admit to twenty-nine

But draws the line at thirty

Brief Encounter

I’ve got two mutts who sniff the butts
Of dogs whom they don’t know
But what is worse and quite perverse
This passes for Hello!
Imagine if we all did this
When meeting someone new
If that’s Hello! I’d like to know
How one would say Adieu!