Face Booked

Said Narcissus' missus: No kiss is as his is...

Hide and Seek

My sweet, when we say love is blind It's simply Nature being kind For were our flaws known in advance You wouldn't get a second glance

Storm in a D-Cup

Our neighbour favours push-up bras To emphasize her cleavage Although defying Newton’s Laws Necessitates some heavage. When on display, the locals say: How fortunate she's got them! But sex appeal ain't always real 'Cause I know where she bought them