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Mr Ormsby At Large

Mr Ormsby At Large

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Face Booked

Said Narcissus's missus: No kiss is as his is...

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Hide and Seek

My sweet, when we say love is blind It's simply Nature being kind For were our flaws known in advance You wouldn't get a second glance

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Storm in a D-Cup

Our neighbour favours push-up bras To emphasize her cleavage Although defying Newton’s Laws Necessitates some heavage. When on display, the locals say: How fortunate she's got them! But sex appeal ain't always real 'Cause I know where she bought them

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