
Prince Charming’s parents, late in life
Still hoped their son would find a wife
When Cinderella then became big news.
Alas! Their hopes were dashed again
When he and all his bachelor friends
Had merely wondered where she bought her shoes.
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Prince Charming’s parents, late in life
Still hoped their son would find a wife
When Cinderella then became big news.
Alas! Their hopes were dashed again
When he and all his bachelor friends
Had merely wondered where she bought her shoes.
My valentine suggested wine
I bought the best champagne
Then after making love we dined
On Chocolate Frangipane.
Why don’t we do this every night?
She cooed after our frolics
So, now we do and that is why
We’re toothless alcoholics.

February, you’re sublime
Romantic, cool and flirty
Who will admit to twenty-nine
But draws the line at thirty
My love, you’re a Tahitian girl
That dances on the sand
Who charms the breeze with every twirl
And gesture of her hand.
My love, you’re absinthe through the veins
Each time my lips are kissed
A cruel elixir bringing pain
Which no man can resist.
My love, to me you are a song
Whose chorus fills the air
Inviting men to sing along
Allaying their despair.
My love, your powdered skin’s as soft
As petals on a rose
Its luring scent designed to waft
With each layer you expose.
Alas! Another’s at your door
I thank you for your art
In truth, our love’s a game, no more
And you have played your part.