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Meal Deal

Watch: Man freaking out while eating a Tarantula is the funniest thing

The female spider dines alone

For reasons chilling to the bone

Perhaps more dates would turn out right

If she could curb her appetite

MrOrmsbyAtLarge comedy, funny, humor, humour, Poetry & Tall Tales Leave a comment July 4, 2022February 23, 2025

Beached Wail

Image result for shark near swimmers

The great white’s famous for its size
So when you see its dorsal
It shouldn’t come as a surprise
You may be its next morsel.
Don’t try to swim or duck and dive
From Carcharodon carcharias
It views each move to stay alive
As utterly hilarious.
But be aware some do swim by
For quite another reason…
So, hope you never catch its eye
During the mating season.

MrOrmsbyAtLarge comedy, funny, humor, humour, Poetry & Tall Tales Leave a comment July 4, 2022August 15, 2025

Spiky Profiles

Porcupines, when making love

Must meet at the right juncture

For, any variation of

Results in acupuncture

MrOrmsbyAtLarge comedy, funny, humor, humour, poem, Poetry & Tall Tales, rhyme Leave a comment April 4, 2021February 23, 2025

Hare-Spring Trigger

It’s not just during spring

When Nature has a fling

‘Cause I don’t know one rabbit

Who isn’t always at it

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