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SWAT Team

The buzz of a mosquito can

Torment the mind of any man

And those who mock this state of dread

Have never heard one whilst in bed

MrOrmsbyAtLarge comedy, funny, humor, humour, poem, Poetry & Tall Tales, rhyme Leave a comment September 26, 2021February 23, 2025

Beeline

The honey bee performs a dance

Which indicates the vector

Its friends should fly to find those plants

Providing the best nectar.

With six legs that’s no easy feat

And so, to overcome it

To keep the message short and sweet

The less adroit just hum it.

MrOrmsbyAtLarge comedy, funny, humor, humour, poem, Poetry & Tall Tales, rhyme Leave a comment June 9, 2021February 23, 2025

Spot The Difference

5,000 Different Species of Ladybugs - Houseman Pest

Half of ladybugs are dudes

Biologists agree

But just so things aren’t misconstrued:

What would their pronouns be?

MrOrmsbyAtLarge comedy, funny, humor, poem, Poetry & Tall Tales Leave a comment May 7, 2020February 23, 2025

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