Flamingos dine while upside down
Which sometimes makes me think:
How is it that they never drown
Each time they take a drink?
light verse and much, much worse
Flamingos dine while upside down
Which sometimes makes me think:
How is it that they never drown
Each time they take a drink?

The ostrich claims the biggest eggs
The longest neck and strongest legs.
Give thanks these birds don’t fly about
For just one turd would knock you out.