Sleep Over

My love swears I snore like a bear

This is a husband’s fate

A wife’s is to give thankful prayer

That men don’t hibernate

Brief Encounter

I’ve got two mutts who sniff the butts
Of dogs whom they don’t know
But what is worse and quite perverse
This passes for Hello!
Imagine if we all did this
When meeting someone new
If that’s Hello! I’d like to know
How one would say Adieu!