Pyramid Schemer

Of Cleopatra it was said Her loves were so prolific That writing down her antics led To six new hieroglyphics

Spiky Profiles

Porcupines, when making love Must meet at the right juncture For any variation of Results in acupuncture

St Valentine’s Day Mascara

I gave my heart to you, my loveOne February nightInvoking all that's up aboveI prayed you’d hold it tight.And after we had made romance(for that’s what I still call it)You rose and gave a loving glanceThen made off with my wallet.The next day you were seen at lunchWith someone I don’t knowBut looking back, I … Continue reading St Valentine’s Day Mascara →

Meal Deal

The female spider dines alone For reasons chilling to the bone Perhaps more dates would turn out right If she could curb her appetite

Spot The Difference

Half of ladybugs are dudes Biologists agree But just so things aren't misconstrued: What would their pronouns be?

Love’s Longing

Social Distancing still stands So flirting's not allowed Two metres favours just one man: The very well-endowed