I bade my love compose an ode To prove her heart was true Reciting To Him All Is Owed She blushed the whole way through. I bade my love prepare a feast Befitting of her lord She cooked for me the finest beast Her dowry would afford. I bade my love take out a boat … Continue reading Over, Lord
My sweet, when we say love is blind It's simply Nature being kind For were our flaws known in advance You wouldn't get a second glance
Of Cleopatra it was said Her loves were so prolific Recording all their antics led To six new hieroglyphics
Porcupines, when making love Must meet at the right juncture For any variation of Results in acupuncture
Half of ladybugs are dudes Biologists agree But just so things aren't misconstrued: What would their pronouns be?
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