The word for hippopotamus Ain't half big as its bottom is
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Sphere Anxiety
Those folks who claim the Earth is flat Aren't certain where the edge is at Perhaps a flat brain can’t absorb As much as one shaped like an orb
SWAT Team
The buzz of a mosquito can Torment the mind of any man And those who mock this state of dread Have never heard one whilst in bed
Smooth Operators
When Alexander Graham Bell Phoned Mr Watson he knew well The pair of friends would make a killing By next inventing monthly billing
Total Recoil
It’s claimed that goldfish draw a blank Each time they meet inside a tank Indecorous, though most don't sweat it Then agree to just forget it
Mr Ormsby At Large 