Alcohol On You Later

My gran’s got two teapots(which means she tends to pee lots)Her good one goes out on displayThe other she keeps tucked awayWhen visitors decide to callThe posh pot serves them, one and allDispensing cups of Earl of GreyFrom her brushed-silver serving trayWith biscuits bought from M&SWhich tend to make less of a mess A person … Continue reading Alcohol On You Later

Hello World

This is my first entry so maybe we should start with an introduction of sorts. [removes Werther's Original and clears throat] I'm Mr Ormsby. Right then, that's that done with. In this, my first ever blog, I intend to write about the people and events I am subjected to on a daily basis so that … Continue reading Hello World